I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?