Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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