And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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