Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I can't turn off my feet"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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