whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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