he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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