your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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