Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
