butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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