Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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