she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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