we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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