You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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