why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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