Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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