You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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