Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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