on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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