It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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