I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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