You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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