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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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