I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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