wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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