i think i have herpe
just one?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Couch. On fire.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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