can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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