have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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