If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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