yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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