I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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