Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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