You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ambien. No doubt about it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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