Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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