i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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