what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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