i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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