I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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