Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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