You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
