im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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