chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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