Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.

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(706): View more from Georgia

What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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(419): View more from Ohio

My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.

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(720): View more from Colorado

This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.

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(219): View more from Indiana

You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.

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