with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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