No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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