I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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