marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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