O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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