I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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