Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Shame is for Republicans.
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