This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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