Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Boobs are out for the taking
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
